Unpaid Preview: Action Jackson

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This Friday could mean comedy, emotions and masala for the Indian audience. But that is if you stay at home, order spicy chicken tikka and watch Zee Cafe. Or you could spoil your weekend by watching Ajay Devgn do mootra-visarjan over his National award winning career.

Action Jackson features Sonakshi Sinha as the protagonist, and true to the title of the movie, she does a lot of action scenes in the movie, like beating up 50-60 goons every five minutes followed by eating most of them alive.

The movie also stars Ajay Devgn, sporting a chest tattoo which is probably the result of an alcoholic tattoo artist throwing up on his chest after too many drinks. Now before any tattoo enthusiasts start judging me, let me make a statement… “Needle se fat-ti hai meri”

Directed by Prabhu Deva, the movie is the second part of the series which proves that Indian men are so desperate, that they’d even court a mustache-less Shatrughan Sinha to have a girlfriend. I hope Haryana learns a lesson and stops female foeticide, because Shahid Kapoor and Ajay Devgn singing songs for Sonakshi Sinha is an obvious side-effect of the screwed-up sex ratio.

I didn’t watch Happy New Year, still you may call me an SRKtard all you want for saying that HNY would prove better than AJ. At least Farah Khan didn’t feature in every video twisting her legs and arms like Prabhu Deva(Thank God for that)! I liked him till Muqala Muqabla song. Now he has become such a… ‘twisted’ personality.

Quick PJ:
Who would star in the movie based on Chetan Bhagat’s novel Half Girlfriend?
One-fourth Sonakshi Sinha.
Do the math yourself.

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About Ankit Sharma

Doctor and Drummer in making... Movie-buff since birth.
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